When Waltz was a young lad, he had some issues at home. His mom turned to alcoholism after the death of his dad died to a severe case of monkey cancer. To make matters even worse, Waltz was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis at the age of 4. Waltz lived a sad and poor life in Utah as his family owned land to grow cassava beans. Growing up, Waltz was forced to work in the cassava fields for a little pay because his family's business was struggling to keep afloat due to Mr. Marmalade's business across town. He was running Waltz's farm into the ground. With the little money he had saved up from the cassava fields, he went to the traveling circus. When he walked into the tent, the first thing he saw was the clowns. The clown's friendly and welcoming appearance and talent washed all of the pain and suffering of his home life. Waltz thought to himself, "I can be a clown and do the same for other people!" After that day, Waltz was changed forever. He felt like he had found a purpose in life, to become a clown. Waltz dropped out of high school to pursue an education at the Salt Lake City School of Clown Education. Waltz finally felt like he fit in. Everyone was equal. After 4 years of intense schooling, Waltz graduated at the top of his class. Waltz found a job after graduation at The Park. After working at The Park for 2 years, Waltz was hospitalized after he slipped on Sean Spicer's puddle of Dip-n-Dots and busted his head. Waltz died a slow and painful death.
by Bameron Booley August 26, 2017
and you can ask any sailor
and the keys from the jailer
and the old men in wheelchairs know
that Matilda's the defendant, she killed about a hundred
and she follows wherever you may go
waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda, you'll go waltzing
Matilda with me
and the keys from the jailer
and the old men in wheelchairs know
that Matilda's the defendant, she killed about a hundred
and she follows wherever you may go
waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda, you'll go waltzing
Matilda with me
by Squarlin November 25, 2015
Concert film by veteran film maker Martin Scorsese about The Bands "Last Waltz" or live performance. Regarded as one of the best concert movies of all time.
Jack: "dude do you know about the band?!?!?"
Random dude: "Course I do, but have you ever seen The Last Waltz?"
Jack: "well shit dude"
Random dude: "Course I do, but have you ever seen The Last Waltz?"
Jack: "well shit dude"
by h0b0s February 27, 2014
While asking your girl to take packages out of your trunk. You slam the trunk lid down on her head, causing her to think the world is spinning as if she was dancing the Waltz
My wife got me so pissed off I sent her to the back of my car so I could give her the Cadillac Waltz
by goatpope September 10, 2007
An extraordinarily handsome, charming, sophisticated Viennese-born actor for over 30 years who speaks three languages (German, French and English) and does a good mock Italian. Academy Award winner for Best Supporting Actor for his portrayal of Schutzstaffel (SS) Sicherheistdienst (Security Service) Standartenführer (Colonel) Hans Landa in Quentin Tarantino's "Inglourious Basterds." Adored by women and men aged 16 - 60. Sex on two very fine legs. The very best way to learn German. The greatest über-bingo ever. Purveyor of Der Humpink. The man with the thigh-parting, panty-melting stare. The only reason thousands of women worldwide are downloading dozens of German movies and TV shows with no subtitles whatsoever. The subject of ChristophWaltzFans.com
by DeborahKLA July 13, 2010
by J. Arnier May 05, 2007
The anal keeps coming. Okay, you jam your dick and both of your thumbs in the girl's ass and go on nailing her. You pull it out, stick your thumbs in her ears, and blow your load in her mouth until it comes out of her nose.
by StONY January 25, 2004
