Urban Dictionary: The WAD

cum that is fired from a mans penis, after he either pleases himself or fucks another person.

oh my god, that wad was big, it went everywere!

by cort_09 October 08, 2007

a delicious brownie-like dessert invented, made, and named, by Glen in the movie "Accepted".

Glen: "look what i did"
Bartleby: "ugh! what are those?"
G: i call 'em GlenWads. they contain every delicious flavor in every single bite, try one"
B: "i'm not gunna lie to you, they look discusting."
G: "this shit will get you high on flavor alone"
Blonde Chick: "glen, i love your wads."

-later-

Hoyt: "what are you doing?"
Bartleby: "i'm eatin' a wad."

by capitan chevale December 08, 2007

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WAD

Acronym for Weapon of Ass Destruction, a phrase parodying the title 'Weapon of Mass Destruction,' sometimes used in jest by fuckboy types in reference to their penis so as to imply it to be so large when erect as to make anal intercourse a potentially dangerous proposition.

My opening line on Tinder was that my dick was a WAD. She never replied. Can't imagine why.

by falsetokaiba April 09, 2019

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Wad

A man who dates everyone in sight

Jess: "I just hooked up with Jamie the other day! Aren't we such a cute couple?"
Thomas: "Nah, don't date him. He's a wad. He's dating your mom, your cousin, and your sister."

by Whatevergurl June 29, 2015

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Wadding

The act of inserting larger and larger objects into the urethra of the penis to stretch it out. Usually performed until another penis can be inserted into it.

I've been wadding myself so much I can't stop peeing. But I can fit two dicks in there now.

by phadrox February 24, 2010

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WADS

A pathetically incorrect way of naming the "WASD" key system used to move around in PC games

Person 1: "Hey I just stopped using the arrow keys for WADS in WoW

Person 2: "It's WASD you fucking moron."

by linknpark247 January 06, 2007

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WAD-A

The BAMF (bad ass mother fucking) way to say water. This words origins are believed to have started at Mountain View High School.

Also known to be used in the word "WAD-A-HELL" in place of "what the" as a play on the pronunciation of Wada.

WAD-A-HELL, WADA-Fountain, WADA-Gun, WADA-Rocket

by Peeda September 15, 2008

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