a cunt who sneaks off to his ex and sleeps with her. Wants to be the father of her child then Leaves her for his other ex (rebound) and lies to her like everything is okay. cunt cunt cunt

delicious, like a burrito from Chipotle.
cocky, in good reason.
humble, on rare occasion.
a future president of the united states.
one who honestly believes he is a bad-a.
sounds like cheesy reggae music.
a master at jeopardy.
one who falls easy and hard for girls named amy.
posesses an amazing smile, and knowledge of over 100,000 movies.
one who stinks at winking, but excels at b-s.

Like:
Ferris Bueller
James Bond
Anthony Giddens
Christian Bale
Teddy Geiger
Shane West

A beautiful girl with dreams bigger than her imagination

In any discussion about marriage, the moment a proponent compares gay marriage to the civil rights era, the argument is automatically forfeited.

David is litterally the most badass, awsomest, smartest, cunning, sexiest, charming, deadliest guy on the planet or any known universe. He took down goliath, and he can take down any motha fucker that stands in his way. others strive to be half of what david is, but no one comes close. He created swagger. You can usually spot david by the trail of amasement, awe, envy. but rember you wont be the only one trying to find david, he usually has an army of hot girls trying to find him, and when they do ya'll know what happens. He is the original "most interesting man alive", and will always be. There is nothing this man cant do, but there are many things he wont do. ...like anything gay, or stupid. If you dont belive every bit of this, you are obviously a hater and in denial and your names is probably Aaron, Aidan, Daniel, isaac,or even, but once you get over that you will agree, and be in amasement and envy of david.
austin strives to be like david, but he never comes close.

When people see Bethany they think wow "she's such a Bethany". Bethany's are gym rats and have banging body's. Bethany's life motto is "may the booty get fatter and the tummy get flatter". People see Kim kardashian and think "Kim is such a Bethany". Bethany's are distractions. Bethany's can't wear yoga pants in public. Bethany's are such Bethany's

An Obama loving, Nascar hating assumer. He assumes every minute and is a liberal. He also hates nascar, the jets, the mets, and the islanders. This person loves Obama and Ms. Peterson more than anything. He also loves to eat girls hair. And he drank alcohol one night.