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The Urban Dictionary is the website you are currently on. This website wastes a lot of your time. Like right now. You are reading this definition of The Urban Dictionary instead of doing something productive. So? Why are you still reading this? Go outside or something. Shoo!
HA GOT U! THOUGHT THE DEFINITION WAS OVER! WRONG! Who goes outsidea anymore? I mean im outside as im typing this but who cares. Well, im in a car. Does that count as outside? Can u get jailed for driving someone elses car without permission?
HA GOT U! THOUGHT THE DEFINITION WAS OVER! WRONG! Who goes outsidea anymore? I mean im outside as im typing this but who cares. Well, im in a car. Does that count as outside? Can u get jailed for driving someone elses car without permission?
by Some Random Guy Online January 13, 2017
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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A site where people look for dirty definitions of everything and also look for funny things to say to their friends
by Jordan_Gymnast77 February 13, 2016
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This site is the Urban Dictionary. This site does waste a lot of your time because you spend your time on it looking up random definitions that random people put on here. I mean, you could go be productive and find other definitions that are actually useful, but you know, who wants to go do that? Personally, I would rather go to my friends' house and be stupid, but here I am... telling you the definition of a dictionary... Well... Dang. Ya know, just don't go looking up anything dirty on here if you're on a school laptop... they will hunt you down to suspend you... Sooo, just saying, some of the crap on here is so untrue, so prepare to be slightly disappointed... Yah... You have officially wasted a whole minute of your life reading this definition.
by andioop1234 October 04, 2019
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A web site (which should make an app ;) ) in which the finest people whom claim to have major in literary in college. They all excell in crafting the finest words for us to use in our everyday life, some you may have never heard of until they published it. All words published to The Urban are in the correct spelling and proper use and editcate. All words instantly make sense when published to the dictionary. A friend might tell you a word that sounds like the most dumbest shit you've ever heard of, until you read it here and BAM, you have enlightened by their knowledge. Thank you Urban Dictionary but being a better Wikipedia
The Urban Dictionaryis my number one go-to website to understanding someone's choice in words, and finding the darkest or roasts
by Joloxsa Xenax July 21, 2017
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A place where kids go after they are in an argument to see what the guy said to them and what it really means. A place where 5 year olds go to see what their dads words meant when he was divorcing his wife.
Person 1: Yo man i was in an argument with someone and they took a really long time to answer online.
Person 2: It was probably a kid searching up what those words meant.
Person 3: They probably searched the words up from The Urban Dictionary.
Person 2: It was probably a kid searching up what those words meant.
Person 3: They probably searched the words up from The Urban Dictionary.
by KILLALLKARENS May 27, 2020