Also referred to as 'Going Up Top,' the act of taking a shit in the tank of a toilet. Common courtesy not to flush. Used TP should be placed inside drawers, magazines, or the tank itself. Feel free to throw in any other items you can find in the bathroom during the process.
"Man this party sucks... I'll let 'em know how I feel with an Upper Decker"

"Dude!! You shit in my toilet" -> "Where else did you want me to go?" -> "Not in the top part you fuck!!"
by ShitBrick February 24, 2004
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The act of defecating into the upper tank of a domestic toilet.
When they started playing charades, I took an upper decker and made a quick exit.
by afokenr March 25, 2003
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The act of shitting into the tank (or upper portion) of a toilet. Done as a prank, it results in at least four foul flushes (also known as a "3-F qualifier") afterwards.
"Man, I'm gonna fucking puke."

"Dude, how come?"

"Man, someone dropped an upper decker in the toilet, and the water splashed my ass and sack."

"Dude, that sucks."

"Man, I think I got a piece of corn stuck to my sack!"
by papamikedelta October 24, 2009
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the act of taking a shit in the cistern of a pub or restaurent toilet to highlight dissatisfaction at service or food standards.
causes the water flushed into the toilet to be shitty. and lets face it, who is gonna take a turd out of a cistern??? muuhahahaha
by UnCLe_MeLLoN_BaLLs April 07, 2003
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(Film Critique). When a movie starts out engaging and has great potential, but then the ending falls apart and the whole thing turns to shit. It's like finding an Upper Decker when you flush your toilet at the end of a party. It's there, and it's shit, you just don't know it yet.
The movie Enemy (2013) was a real Upper Decker.
by Britley's Grams February 21, 2016
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the act of sneaking into a bathroom, quietly lifting the lid off of the toilet tank, taking a deuce in the tank and then replacing the lid. this causes the toilet water in the bowl to be polluted after each flush. this is usually done at a party or too someone that you despise.
heath snuck into the frat house bathroom and left an upper decker in the tank, much to the dismay of the alpha betas.
by kirk May 26, 2005
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