Another word to describe someone as stupid or dumb. These people generally have nothing important or constructive to say and waste your time and oxygen with stupid comments or blow by blow details about shit you don't care about. It gets better! You have never met them before in your life!
Them: blah, blah, blah, blah, "My dog this", blah, blah, blah, "yesterday that."
Me: Why should I care?? You're still talking crap! My god! What a unit!
Me: Why should I care?? You're still talking crap! My god! What a unit!
by Snezzle December 22, 2010
Noun. A slang word used to describe a really fat ugly bitch. The word is derived from the from the measurement of a standard kitchen unit, which is 60cm wide/deep (dishwasher, washing machine, tumble drier etc all conform to these standard dimensions).
Correct timing and pronunciation is crucial to the effect of this word. It is best shouted loudly after walking past a really fat minger in the street, with particular emphasis on the first syllable.
Correct timing and pronunciation is crucial to the effect of this word. It is best shouted loudly after walking past a really fat minger in the street, with particular emphasis on the first syllable.
by Pablo Escobar January 06, 2004
A word used to describe parents, normally when they are in the room, can hear your conversations or happen to always be right in the damn room next to you while you talk on the motherfucking phone. Short for "parental unit"
Guy 1 (On the other end of the phone): Hey dude did you hear about Hayley Williams posting a topless pic on her twitter?
Guy 2: Dude I can't talk about that right now, I have unit problems.
Guy 1: Oh, sorry.
Guy 2: Dude I can't talk about that right now, I have unit problems.
Guy 1: Oh, sorry.
by Izionn June 11, 2010
When you're measuring something, you measure it in units...like meters or inches or ounces or grams...yeah.
by Signor Turd May 25, 2003
A unit is something that something is measured by for example:
I would say thats about 9 shreck pounds
Or that weighs around 4 BigChungus’s outta 5
I would say thats about 9 shreck pounds
Or that weighs around 4 BigChungus’s outta 5
Mate: Oy mate look at that egg its freaken huge
Mate #2: Oy thats around 39 bug chungus’s outta 5
Mate: Thats a Unit if ive ever heard
Mate #2: Oy thats around 39 bug chungus’s outta 5
Mate: Thats a Unit if ive ever heard
by Eggboyegg January 19, 2019

