Unicorn gaggler

A person who eats pastel marshmallows and claims he's not gay. May have a unicorn covered up with prison tattoos. Likes shiny things&Likes glitter. When you pronounce the name you must drag out the gaggLER . but don't stutter.

When i grow up I'll be a unicorn gaggler. Because i love shiny things! "I'm straight. but i love all unicorns in the world....gaggle..unicorn

by chonie pockets November 29, 2019

unicorn sanchez

A purplish pink stain above the lip that resembles a mustache from drinking a unicorn frappachino.

Dude you see that basic over there , she's got a unicorn sanchez going on.

by Patrick C. Bateman April 19, 2017

ghost unicorn

A actual retard or someone that's IS A STRAIGHT dumbass.

Also can mean a MLG

Your honestly a ghost unicorn right now.

by Thatmlggamer February 14, 2016

Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream

1. A lie.
2. A figment of the imagination
3. Something that never existed

"I thought I payed the rent but I guess it was just Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream."

by April 24, 2023

deadpool unicorn

The unicorn that Deadpool gets off to.

Johnny: “dang man is that the Deadpool unicorn”
Bob: “the one and the same”

by Kallumbacker December 28, 2021

floppy dick unicorn

When you rip off someone's dick and attach it in some form to someone's forehead.

I will cut off your dick and attach it to your head so that way you'd become a floppy dick unicorn you cunt.

by Not Ronnie March 28, 2017

Unicornical

Unicorns are creatures of happiness- being unicornical or in the state unicornality means you are equally as happy as a unicorn

You're very unicornical today

by unicorn_1orn June 4, 2018