Some say he is the James Messenger 2.0, he lost a lot of weight, becoming rather good-looking, however still had the personality of a rock when it comes to the ladies. Still a virgin, however Fay Percival is very close to pegging the fuck out of his tight smelly asshole.

The scarier version of Carrie Underwood, the day after without all of the Nashville makeup. Alternatively, the uglier Carrie groupies that work real hard to get that look.

When you put your car in neutral at the top of the hill, then start having sex in the back. The car starts to role down the hill as you get it on, and when you cum you scream, “Jesus take the wheel!”

An anti-religious deist who quotes out of context, creates straw-men and has the same irrational views against religion which is similar to the atheist's intolerance. He wrote a few articles for the examiner before getting arrested for sexual harassment. He is currently a carpenter following his sacking from Examiner.

The 'winner' of season 4 American Idol. She can now be seen warbling on TV 24hours a day as the spokesidiot for Hershey bars in those incessant commercials, which is why I now watch 90% less television.Think Leann Rimes with a third of her talent, drunk, and sleepy, and you get Carrie Underwood.

The hot blonde that resembles Carrie Underwood, but he's a dude!

1) The epitome of a slut.

2) Should have lost American Idol to Bo Bice.

3) An awful singer.