Umbrella

A device used to keep us humans dry when its raining, there are also Umbrella Hats.

Joe: "Fuck its raining!"

Tom: "Here take my Umbrella, I've got plenty!"

Joe: "Alright....thanks"

by diseased sheep July 13, 2006

umbrellas

Def. 1.) A term that is used to say me la pelas in a non-dirty way.

Def. 2.) use it as fuck that shit, fuck it, or fuck you

Girl: "Hey Tim, are you going to do the project for english?"

Tim: "Umbrellas, i got better things to do!"

by boom2 February 7, 2007

umbrella

another wprd for a woman's uterus / womb.

you can stand under my umbrella, come into me

by aaausa May 18, 2007

Umbrella

The worst song ever.

Rihanna: You can stand under my umbrella -ella -ella -ehh -ehh -ehh

Emo Kid: Woah! Such a deep hidden message.

by PostPwned June 3, 2007

Umbrella

(noun) - collapsable canopy that protects from the weather

Mike and Fran playing hangman:

Fran's stuck on an eight letter word, Mike starts offering hints: "It's got a crooked handle...before you use it you have to stretch it first...and it's something we can share."

Fran eons later: "That sounds so wrong...ohh..I've got it- umbrella"

by veritasaequitas November 2, 2010

umbrellaing

the use of an umbrella to block ejaculatory fluids from reaching the face.

Johnny: "Stop umbrellaing!"
Susie: "But I don't want your ejaculatory fluids on my face!"

by Patty Mayo May 9, 2007

umbrella

where someones head of their dick is way bigger than the rest of their cock

dude, D flore got an umbrella

by jesse jackson April 12, 2003