When you slide one finger up a girls butt, pull it out and sneak two fingers in with the second finger flush behind the first. Once they are both in, seperate and spread your fingers apart.
Last night my girl freaked when I gave her the umbrella.
by DruPaul April 25, 2007
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Someone who has horrible game, he prevents every girl in his reach from getting wet. This may not always be the girl that The Umbrella himself is trying to hook up with.. sometimes The Umbrella is so big it prevents your girl from getting wet as well.
Man we were all gonna get laid, and then Eddie the Umbrella showed up and cock blocked all of us.

Man, he is such an Umbrella man, it was raining pussy up in here, and then boom Eddie showed up.... The Umbrella!
by the40yearoldpirate March 02, 2009
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It's like a big hat, only it's not a hat...its an umbrella
One can stand under an umbrella to avoid being rained on.
by chillipowder July 21, 2008
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a person's care. to be under one's umbrella is to be under their care and supervision; likened to 'taking someone under their wing'. most notably found in Rihanna's song "Umbrella"
Now that it's raining more than ever, know that we'll still have each other; you can stand under my umbrella.
by lokidma May 25, 2007
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A device used to keep us humans dry when its raining, there are also Umbrella Hats.

Joe: "Fuck its raining!"

Tom: "Here take my Umbrella, I've got plenty!"

Joe: "Alright....thanks"
by diseased sheep July 12, 2006
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Def. 1.) A term that is used to say me la pelas in a non-dirty way.

Def. 2.) use it as fuck that shit, fuck it, or fuck you

Girl: "Hey Tim, are you going to do the project for english?"

Tim: "Umbrellas, i got better things to do!"
by boom2 February 07, 2007
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another wprd for a woman's uterus / womb.
you can stand under my umbrella, come into me
by aaausa May 18, 2007
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