A three-sport event consisting of cockfighting, meth cooking, and cousin fucking.
Billy Bob was the winner of last year's Kentucky Triathlon.
by xgetsthesquare August 19, 2009
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When you vomit, shit, and ejaculate semen all at the same time
Marcos: Ahhgfluhmmf!!
Adam: Woah! Did you just go through a Detroit Triathlon?
Marcos: Yeah. Now I have to go take a shower to get this mess off of me.
by Marcos Gonzalez January 19, 2009
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Going to the public pool on foot and returning home with a bike.
Oh shit my bike is gone! It must have been Maciej participating in a Polish Triathlon again!
by jrssww July 11, 2010
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A Triathlon consisting of a 1.5 mile run on a treadmill, 5 miles on a stationary bike and then a shower.
The fatty started his training routine with a Barton Triathlon.
by nakedchoker April 21, 2011
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when a group of balck people try to run away from the cops. and to do so the usally throw that random wigger to the ground to distract the cops. so the cops bet the niglet out of the white kid. while the blacks are being tazerd
that black triathlon was so funny
by cacrazy October 7, 2010
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A tradition at William and Mary in which students go streaking in the Sunken Gardens (the central quad), go swimming in the Crim Dell (an algae-filled pond), and jump over the wall of the Governor's Palace (a building in Colonial Williamsburg) at night. Truly daring students do all of this naked.
Johnny: Dude, I saw you and your girlfriend naked in the Sunken Gardens last night!
Eric: Yeah man, we were doing the William and Mary Triathlon! Right after that, we went skinny-dipping in the Crim Dell!
by naked streaker April 30, 2018
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Playing a game of beer bong, followed by a round of boxing, followed by a game of chess. That is called a set you must win 2/3 sets to win the Frat Boy Triathlon. (FBT)
Did you here mike passed out in the last chess game of the Frat Boy Triathlon?
by FBT Champion August 25, 2011
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