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AKA - trashbag - Mali
AKA - trashcan - Ayden
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TRASHCAN AND TRASHBAG MEANS THE THINGS U SEE OUTSIDE FFS

Trashcan Erotica is when you pay a homeless person to have sex with you in a dumpster, and go home to write a story about it.

Guy 1: "I finally wrote my own Trashcan Erotica!"
Guy 2: "Did you fuck a hobo in a dumpster? It's not Trashcan Erotica unless you did that beforehand."

Last minute invitation to a dinner, event or meeting. As in the same day, 30 minutes Or less prior to start time or as the person is walking into said event. As I was dropping my tickets into the trash can, I thought of you.

One who licks someone's asshole as a sexual act.

A very attractive sexy robot that beat god and jesus in a 1v2 fist fight, since that battle she has now became a religion called sexyrobotism and to worship her you have to throw money at her, 100$ bills only, even if you aren't a sexyrobotist you may have to still throw 100$ bills at her, why? Idk she's hot af man

A very sexy attractive robot that beat both god and jesus in a fist fight after trying to take her throne, she's existed before dinosaurs or any other living life we believe, and some scientists say she's probably created all the life we have today.

when you hold someone upside down by there legs and they try to wrap themselves between your legs and try to eat out your buns.