Hey guys wanna see the Transporter? It's got this really cool Chinese person in it and she's kind of funny. I'm chinese too so I can kind of relate because of my small Asian penis.
by Netch July 15, 2004
A guy who accompanies girls to every location they need to go - i.e. malls, bathrooms, kithchens, to their boyfriends etc- except to himself. They are docters in the art of being friend-zoned and have mastered the doctrine of high hopes in escaping it.
Guy1: That dude over there probably has all the girls druling at his feet
Guy2: Worry not my good man, he's only a transporter.
Guy2: Worry not my good man, he's only a transporter.
by TaffelDoek October 05, 2016
by somerandompeople June 20, 2006
by cocomonkilla March 10, 2009
by Kafulla February 26, 2012
One who transports as a profession.
Welcome aboard, I will be your transportator today. Please no screaming, though fainting is alright.
by Luna Kora April 17, 2021
Usually a college term, when you are so far gone and completely blackout that campus police call an ambulance for you.
by Kuceinator February 01, 2021