1. an absorbent cloth or paper for wiping and drying something wet, as one for the hands, face, or body after washing or bathing.

2. the one thing left in your flat belong to your ex girlfriend who insists on whinging about how she hasn't got it back yet. Even though she won't come round and get it and you already got all her other stuff back to her via her friends. Plus it's just a fucking towel!!!!
nic: georgie wants her towel back
sebastian: you what? are you kidding?
by fuckyfuckfuck April 18, 2007
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a very vague insult, mostly to mexicans. I don't know why, but it is.
your stupid! No, your stupid! Oh yeah, well yur a towel! No, yur a towel!
by slangmonkey January 23, 2004
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When someone is wearing a towel and it is pulled off.
I was in the lockeroom and I just got out of the shower and someone toweled me. Everyone saw my dick.
by Scarface2 May 07, 2006
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noun
noun: towel; plural noun: towels
1.
a piece of thick absorbent cloth or paper used for drying oneself or wiping things dry.
"a bath towel"
2.
a person who 'dries up' and exploits for their personal gains. e.g.

Jhon: "Dude I'm gonna buy all the Ps5's and sell them at twice the price"
Matt: "Only a towel would do something like that.

3.
a person who is called upon when needed then set aside almost instantly

Jhon: "she only calls me when she has problems"
Matt: "your a towel man"
1.Please pass the towel
2. Stop acting like a towel
by Ahiddensock November 22, 2020
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(v)to like whorish girls,

to ask a girl out only to find out that this whore is afraid to go out with u bcz she doesnt want to cheat on u.

to want a crazy bitch

(n) anyone named andres
guy #1 dude ure such a towel

guy #2 i am not a towel i am a grown man
by spyrkadyrkastan February 23, 2008
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