by laura June 15, 2006
1. an absorbent cloth or paper for wiping and drying something wet, as one for the hands, face, or body after washing or bathing.
2. the one thing left in your flat belong to your ex girlfriend who insists on whinging about how she hasn't got it back yet. Even though she won't come round and get it and you already got all her other stuff back to her via her friends. Plus it's just a fucking towel!!!!
2. the one thing left in your flat belong to your ex girlfriend who insists on whinging about how she hasn't got it back yet. Even though she won't come round and get it and you already got all her other stuff back to her via her friends. Plus it's just a fucking towel!!!!
by fuckyfuckfuck April 18, 2007
by slangmonkey January 23, 2004
I was in the lockeroom and I just got out of the shower and someone toweled me. Everyone saw my dick.
by Scarface2 May 07, 2006
noun
noun: towel; plural noun: towels
1.
a piece of thick absorbent cloth or paper used for drying oneself or wiping things dry.
"a bath towel"
2.
a person who 'dries up' and exploits for their personal gains. e.g.
Jhon: "Dude I'm gonna buy all the Ps5's and sell them at twice the price"
Matt: "Only a towel would do something like that.
3.
a person who is called upon when needed then set aside almost instantly
Jhon: "she only calls me when she has problems"
Matt: "your a towel man"
noun: towel; plural noun: towels
1.
a piece of thick absorbent cloth or paper used for drying oneself or wiping things dry.
"a bath towel"
2.
a person who 'dries up' and exploits for their personal gains. e.g.
Jhon: "Dude I'm gonna buy all the Ps5's and sell them at twice the price"
Matt: "Only a towel would do something like that.
3.
a person who is called upon when needed then set aside almost instantly
Jhon: "she only calls me when she has problems"
Matt: "your a towel man"
by Ahiddensock November 22, 2020
by saringe October 20, 2003
(v)to like whorish girls,
to ask a girl out only to find out that this whore is afraid to go out with u bcz she doesnt want to cheat on u.
to want a crazy bitch
(n) anyone named andres
to ask a girl out only to find out that this whore is afraid to go out with u bcz she doesnt want to cheat on u.
to want a crazy bitch
(n) anyone named andres
by spyrkadyrkastan February 23, 2008

