A person that quit, relinquishes, stops, abstains, changes, alters, caves into ... or in any other way shape or form ceases and desists, any action they were priorly engagedngaged in. Either voluntarily or involuntarily
Q: "What's Bob drinking? That's his 6th"...

A: Oh he'll be okay. Ever since he ran over the priest that was chasing that naked altar boy down the street. He knew the parties over, and THAT'S what put the kibosh on everything, so "He Took a Seltzer.

Q: Whatever happened to Amanda, she was a great Producer?

A: "You know, ever since her boss Harvey Weinstein got all handsy, she "Took a Seltzer"

"Bobby Kennedy was going to go after the Mob. But after they got Jack, he Took a Seltzer instead "
by Don't Believe All # July 23, 2021
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When your vehicle wont start usually happens when you are away from home.
Call a friend " hey, can you come get me my truck took a shit on me"
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Improved
The desperate situation suddenly took a turn for the better when we discussed it together.
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The list of all the items that you have either lost or had stole from you from people in the dope, con or any other areas of the Game, Illegal activities or by relatives, friends and or acquaintances. Items that you will more then likely never ever see again. For those in the game Took Book is a list of dues you have to pay in order to stay in the game.
Add it to your Took Book homie.
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A euphemism for taking someone outside and fucking them raw (doggy style).
After we got blitzed at Applebees, I took 'em to the zoo, if you know what I mean.
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