The receiver of simp like treatment.
I so many people give me money and praise me, I'm such a took
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Conversation agnostic phase for having sexual relations with another individual. Tense should be corrected with the appropriate verb.
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Having sex with a guy with a really short penis
Person 1: I heard you had sex with that Asian foreign exchange student last night.

Person 2: Yea, I really took a bullet there.
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When you take a big dump, be political to a certain degree after doing it, but refrain from using some certain names.
Rico took a Corrupt Politician after eating something from Taco Bell.
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When you take a nasty smelly shit in the shared office bathroom that you have to spray the cheap smelling Kim Kardashian spray to cover up the scent.
Man, that Mexican food at lunch was brutal, I just took a Kim Kardashian!
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Precursor to Take a L.

The way your day is going well or even good and then something makes it go awry. Less than a Trainwreck, but more than a general inconvenience.
Things were going sweet! Then my life took a left on me. I started seeing all the cards falling right before my eyes. This and that happened and my great day turned into a crappy day. Just like that.
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A euphemism for proposing to your significant other.

A common saying among Vikings during their time period. When Vikings proposed to their significant others, they'd usually get down on one knee (similar to the tradition today) and do so. Then they'd settle down and maybe stop pillaging as much.

Since actually being shot in the knee with a real arrow would have a more-or-less similar effect, the phrase "Took an arrow to the knee," became a saying for proposal.

That's why the guards in the game Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim say it so often; the game is heavily influenced by Viking culture, and most of the guards are probably married.
-Guard: I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I took an arrow to the knee.
-Dragonborn: Is she hot?
-Guard:...Fuck off.
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