An actor whose work has been called 'less then Napoleon Dynamite'.
Why won't Tom Cruise come out of the closet?
by Jason Marak713 April 14, 2011
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A person in denial; one who places money over integrity. SEE: closet homosexuals
"I can't understand why he won't come out of the closet- what a tom cruise"
by Lillylyd November 11, 2006
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When one is driving their car and a great song come on and you sing it at the top of your lungs horribly. Like Tom Cruise in Jerry McGuire when Tom Petty's 'Free Falling' comes on.
I hate it when I'm stuck in traffic with some chick the next car over Tom Cruising it to Fergie.
by wooism August 22, 2009
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Tom Cruise is a used douche bag.

Enough said.
Woman 1: What are you going to do with your Tom Cruise?

Woman 2: Not sure I might just throw it away because it sucks.
by Sara Heyn August 19, 2008
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Antonymous of Chuck Norris; indicates cowardice, tactlessness, one-dimensional thinking and lack of restraint.
"Jeez, way to kick the kitten! That was so Tom Cruise of you!"
by Humptulips November 25, 2009
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1. A person or persons who refuses to admit they are homosexual.
2. The act of hiring a homosexual prostitute.
1. That Michelle Rodriguez is a real Tom Cruise,she should get with Ellen.

2. I think I will go on a tom cruise,because I need some gay lovin.
by BookerP November 06, 2006
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