strippers have been known to refer to themselves as unlicensed therapists. Gentlemen club patrons seem to find solace confiding in strippers in all areas of their life.
by takosalad October 24, 2012
A hood therapist is someone who’s not legally qualified to tell you how to maintain your crazy ass but tells you the good-hood truth on how to.
by trippynicki May 25, 2021
A person (mainly teenagers) who is the “Therapist” of the friend group that they are in. Most therapist friends end up being assigned that role unwillingly after one to many vents being told and their response being help. Sadly, most therapist friends suffer with their mental health but have no one to go to because they are the person people go to.
Sometimes, Therapist friends want to say no when you ask to vent, but they’ll feel bad if they do so they say yes.
ALWAYS.ASK.TO.VENT
Sometimes, Therapist friends want to say no when you ask to vent, but they’ll feel bad if they do so they say yes.
ALWAYS.ASK.TO.VENT
“Wow, why does Kai seem so stressed?”
“They’re the Therapist Friend of the group and everyone keeps loading their problems onto them.”
“I never want to be the Therapist Friend.”
“They’re the Therapist Friend of the group and everyone keeps loading their problems onto them.”
“I never want to be the Therapist Friend.”
by funkyfrogbait August 8, 2023
Jamie:hey Jim I say your tweets yesterday abt naked therapist what is that
Jimmy:oh it's about prostitute thank you for asking btw
Jimmy:oh it's about prostitute thank you for asking btw
by Liloandloli December 27, 2022
AKA The hospitals bitch.
Respiratory Therapist are highly specialized members of a patient's healthcare team that diagnose and treat respiratory disease and disorders.
Respiratory Therapist are usually thought to be idiots who are only needed supply oxygen christmas tree nipples and administer Albuterol to patients who choked on their breakfast oatmeal. They are only thought to be knowledgeable when RNs have exhausted all ideas to help patients or when shit his the fan.
The best skill Respiratory Therapist possess is the ability to put SPO2 probes back on patients fingers when RNs report that they cannot get a reading.
Respiratory Therapist are highly specialized members of a patient's healthcare team that diagnose and treat respiratory disease and disorders.
Respiratory Therapist are usually thought to be idiots who are only needed supply oxygen christmas tree nipples and administer Albuterol to patients who choked on their breakfast oatmeal. They are only thought to be knowledgeable when RNs have exhausted all ideas to help patients or when shit his the fan.
The best skill Respiratory Therapist possess is the ability to put SPO2 probes back on patients fingers when RNs report that they cannot get a reading.
Ms. Johnson keeps ringing the call bell because she is anxious, let me call the respiratory therapist in there for an albuterol treatment so I can finish my lunch.
by Stabn722 March 14, 2017
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My spokes drove my wheel out of alignment and I went to Boston Urban Adventours, my cycle therapist.
by JTTuck July 20, 2012