When you cum on your sex partner and then message them with it, instead of using a lubricant or moisturizer

A largely unregulated home-based profession popular with a) failed medical professionals, typically struck-off for sexual misconduct or b) retired men in their 40s with latent homosexual tendencies.

Its where you threaten the freshman with anal and go as far as to buy condoms and break into their room in the middle of the night.

Something girls become when they fail at life. Generally they will not be beautiful themselves nor will their paying victims be, once they have covered them in fake tan, half a tub of mac concealer and some eyelashes that look like they belong on a horse.

A contition where one has perfected the art of pretending they care, when they really don't give a crap. It usually occurs in people who are too nice to just tell other people that they really don't care at all about their sad lives. It is usually hard to control, so one who has it may uncontrollably act like they care, no matter how much they really want to tell people to get a life.

a smart ass way of telling someone to calm down.

On-Air radio "Therapist", (FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY). She's a truly genuine person, a charming girl with a heart of gold, sarcastic sense of humour, and extremely intelligent.
Not to mention absolutely incredible boobs, she will knock you off your feet with just one stare. She's got this sexy geek look with the perfect little glasses, and a love of Spider-man. Known to be one of the most incredible people you will ever meet. Without a doubt, the hottest red head in radio.