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Respiratory Therapist are highly specialized members of a patient's healthcare team that diagnose and treat respiratory disease and disorders.

Respiratory Therapist are usually thought to be idiots who are only needed supply oxygen christmas tree nipples and administer Albuterol to patients who choked on their breakfast oatmeal. They are only thought to be knowledgeable when RNs have exhausted all ideas to help patients or when shit his the fan.
The best skill Respiratory Therapist possess is the ability to put SPO2 probes back on patients fingers when RNs report that they cannot get a reading.
Ms. Johnson keeps ringing the call bell because she is anxious, let me call the respiratory therapist in there for an albuterol treatment so I can finish my lunch.
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Perversional Therapist
A Perversional Therapist is a person who teaches, guides and encourages someone to discover the art of sexual perversion, sexual deviancy, and how to achieve various types of pleasurable gratification that are generally regarded as abnormal.
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I am the person who will awaken your desires, and guide you in your exploration into pleasure & gratification I am a Perversional Therapist.
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One who fixes your bicycle, your body after cycling or your mind after cycling
My spokes drove my wheel out of alignment and I went to Boston Urban Adventours, my cycle therapist.
by JTTuck July 20, 2012
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A hood therapist is someone who’s not legally qualified to tell you how to maintain your crazy ass but tells you the good-hood truth on how to.
Yo go see Jules, she’s the “hood therapist”. she knows what she’s doin
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