"Who are you voting for in the 2016 election?"
"Probably Ted Cruz."
"Dude... That's the Zodiac Killer..."
"Probably Ted Cruz."
"Dude... That's the Zodiac Killer..."
by George Washingmachine March 15, 2016
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Man#1-Man ted Cruz is such a idiot why isn't he kicked out of the government ? Man#2-lol have you seen trump and spicer? Man#3-Man how this country has fallen.
by dvkjkfobnf May 08, 2017
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When kissing the ass of a person that insults you and your ancestors, you double down on being pathetic by actively vionlently and vehemently suck with your mouth fecal matter straight from his or her ass to the point the person no longer requires an anal douche
"Hey Gary, are you still going to help me with a porn shoot?"
"Yeah Ill give you a Ted Cruz just to be safe"
"Yeah Ill give you a Ted Cruz just to be safe"
by GhostOfGray January 09, 2021
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Also referred to as zodiac killer is a Mexian Senator from Texas who running for US president, that is also responsible for a string of murders in Northern California during the late 60's
"Ted Cruz is speaking at my school Today, I'm going to ask him why he killed between 30-45 people in the 60's "
by TheIllusionist April 18, 2016
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"Hey Nancy. What was the name of that old movie with all the Ted Cruzes?" "I believe it was Invasion of the Bodysnatchers dear."
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by lethalsamourai November 20, 2018
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