Urban Dictionary: The Ted Cruz

Code to let people know it's time to leave a room or party.

It's time to Ted Cruz guys, it's getting late and I have work in the morning.

by BERNFEELTHE February 28, 2016

A Benedict Arnold; A seditious traitor; A short sighted, self-interested coward.

Texas man pulls a Ted Cruz after he set fire in a theater and then yelled fire in the theater.

by Benny Arnold January 10, 2021

A poop that is way too slimy, and takes unreasonable amounts of toilet paper to wipe away, while never feeling completely cleaned.

"Why have you been in the bathroom for 6 hours"
"Oh, man I just took a huge Ted Cruz. I've been sitting there trying to wipe it away."

by Rogers18 March 31, 2016

10 percent of Floridians believed Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer-- and they're right.

by Bowmen_19 April 21, 2016