a person who bumbles thru life going from fuck up to fuck up without realizing.
other meanings may occur when they are the person required to take responsibility but is no where to be found!
other meanings may occur when they are the person required to take responsibility but is no where to be found!
by Jimjimjimmyjim May 06, 2021
I was sleeping with the neighbor, sorry for Ted Cruzing you into thinking I helped hang her picture.
by Hanali February 19, 2021
Why is your baby so fuckin Ugly?
Well that's what happens when you run out of KY. And your wife's pussy can't make it's own spit.
You get a baby with Ted Cruz Face.
Well that's what happens when you run out of KY. And your wife's pussy can't make it's own spit.
You get a baby with Ted Cruz Face.
by ImpalaPhil March 18, 2021
Man I'm so tired of working for the people of this state, Its so cold and there is no power.
Don't worry you just need to "Take a Ted Cruz" to Cancun for a few weeks.
Don't worry you just need to "Take a Ted Cruz" to Cancun for a few weeks.
by FUDGEPOOP February 18, 2021