The Taylor Woods is the act of having sexual intercourse, after not shaving for more than 10 years, in a field of wet soggy grass with a circle of rotting fish around you and many gorillas beating their chests all while you smear feces all over your partners face and then proceed to throw up in each others mouths. after intercourse is done you and your partner shave every hair on your body, put it in a blender with one of the rotting fish and eat it.

A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.