A Tanner Pickens is the most awesome person you will ever meet. He is the funniest, coolest, most popular, nicest, amazing, fit, sexy guy you know. Everybody loves a Tanner Pickens.
David: Man that knew guy looks like he could be a tanner Pickens.
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The mess left behind when an employee leaves the company with work unfinished or had not handled the situation correctly in the first instance.
"I'm going to have to honor this quotation, even though we're losing money. I can't believe we've been tannerred again."

"To prevent us being tannerred, let's make employee X work out his notice period".
by Lord of Glencoe January 07, 2014
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A little short white guy that cry’s during sex and likes to let dogs lick peanut butter off his balls he also dresses up like a dog be cause he is in too that stiff
by Deckerboy97 February 27, 2018
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When a person uses their very small penis to tickle another man, hoping to cause a reaction of lust in the other man.
by Dorkboy November 05, 2019
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When one friend or colleague adopts the position of standing whilst bent over, or on all fours, in preparation to receive the ejaculate of another colleague or friend to their back region. This ideally should be performed in a public area, such as a high street or shopping district of a well populated town, surrounded by mutual friends or colleagues in order to constitute a ‘full Tanner’. If the latter conditions are not meant, then the action between two friends or colleagues may only be considered a ‘half Tanner’.
Jee-whiz guys that was fun meeting up the other day.. and what about that full Tanner Wank at the end!

I want you and me to finally have that full Tanner Wank with all our friends present.. not the half one you gave me last night

Has anyone seen Tim & Dan?

Yeah their off round the corner having a half-Tanner

What? A half Tanner wank? Well let’s find them and make this a full Tanner!
by Pipe2Pipe Bushman September 22, 2020
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