the act of stalking someone or watching them from across a table or other form of surface and noticing subtleties that others would not be aware of. this usually applies to close friends but can sometimes relate to a plain old creeper
while table stalking, panda learned that adventure boy eats fermented milk (viili) from his home country of scandinavia/finlandia. this came as quite a shock because viili happens to be lactic acid bacteria which is disgusting
by Tomato Pandaa November 09, 2008
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it's a pose in which a woman feels like a table tennis ball during sex with two big guys which kicked her ass out like table tennis racket.
Angela: have you tried a table tennis pose?
Miley: no, what it looks like?
Angela: its literally table tennis...
Miley: no, what it looks like?
Angela: its literally table tennis...
by lazkqv September 22, 2021
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by SilversSun May 03, 2017
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A girl who is hot from the table top up...
Pretty face/nice boobs above the table....large waste/legs below the table
You can’t tell she is fat/huge until she gets up from the table
Pretty face/nice boobs above the table....large waste/legs below the table
You can’t tell she is fat/huge until she gets up from the table
That Chic last night was table top hot...I didn’t realize it until she got up togo to the bath room...
by Stephanie Grimes July 13, 2019
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to put your keyboard cell phone down on a table and place your hand(s) on it and type your txt message like a keyboard on a computer.
I was at a fast food place and I had a burger in my hand, but I had to txt someone, so I started table txting with my free hand.
by blizzblast December 12, 2010
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In big cities, a street vendor is only allowed to occupy a certain amount of space so they hire people to stand behind their tables as a means of sliding through that legal loophole. Those people are called "table watchers".
by ModernDayPrometheus November 27, 2013
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You are face timing a friend and you get you bottle of table water, they say, "omg, she's got her table water you noob!" and you say," stop noosing me noob"
by The bigger pro 1 October 26, 2019
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