The Sycamore School is a middle/high school in Arlington, VA that opened in 2017. This school is filled with condescending teachers, as well as many “special” students. The Principal, also known as Dr. Karen, is the ring leader of all of the teachers. If a teacher hears a student say something even remotely bad (mainly about the school), they report back to her and the student is called in for a meeting. Dr. Karen has cursed at students, gone through student’s personal messages, and most importantly, expelled students for invalid reasons. There have been multiple reports of her trying to, and succeeding at making many of the children in her school cry. She also has held some quite interesting co-ed sex education classes. During these classes, students got the chance to indulge in naming every slag term they could think of for certain (private) body parts, holding menstrual pads that she brought from home, and even hearing about how to give oral sex. This school provides no homework or tests, as well as report cards that are graded in numbers, not letters. Many of the students that have left, or gotten kicked out have talked about how hard it was to make the transition from Sycamore into a normal education system.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."