The act of ejaculating into one's palm and slapping someone.

When a character a show makes you think is dead or that you thought was dead comes back to life/was alive the entire time

When a woman gives you a blowjob, pauses to give you a handjob, and you ejaculate on her face with no prior warning.

The term that the greedy video game company knows as Electronic Arts uses instead of loot boxes to defend their actions of letting children gamble.

During a threesome with two males and one female, when one male is about to finish they do so in the mouth of the other male.

Someone you thought you’d seen the last of.

When a man is fucking a girl from behind and spits on her back to stimulate nutting, then pulls out and proceeds to tell her that he has nutted. When she turns around he jerks himself and nuts on her face, much to her surprise.

Originated in Kansas by a man who’s name will be changed to protect his identity, here he will be called Mike. The first written record of a Polston Surprise was a letter to the reader story section of Play Boy magazine in 1989 the August issue, by Mike himself. The Polston part of the name is unknown in origin.