Urban Dictionary: The Surpriser

1.To strike with wonder or amazement especially because unexpected

2. To spread ones cheeks to present ones anus to unspected on lookers.

I suddenly lost my appitite, upon getting suprised by Bob.

by Evan February 09, 2004

euphemism for the act of rape, i.e. surprise sex; intercourse you weren't expecting to have

The diamond store billboard read, "Surprise her. She'll love it." I'm actually fairly certain she won't.

by EL January 19, 2005

when the girl you are fucking realizes your condom broke and you yell SURPRISE!!

last night the condom broke while i was scroggin marry and i yelled SURPRISE!!!

by hotdiddydog November 10, 2006

Its is a word that discribes the action immediately after you are surprised!!

A Surprisement burp or a Surprisement fart.

by A.k.a bones December 18, 2011

When you stand up after taking 3 sips from a drink and vomit all over the living room

by besse92 May 09, 2011

a fart with a lump or sauce following it out

Shit man I got to change my underware I farted and got a surprise.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003

an exclamation used in the game Mario Kart 64; best used when imitating Wario/Mrs. Hasz (typical mom)' voice

Surprise!!! I surprised you by hiding behind that corner in that building in that arena in that multiplayer mode in that Mario Kart 64.

by Anonymous August 27, 2003