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The act of inserting 2 fingers into the anus and 1 into the vagina
I just gave Shelly the surpriser and she loved it.
by Matthew Law November 30, 2006
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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The sexual act of slapping downwards on a female or males anus, with the back of your hand, hitting the butt-cheeks, while rebounding with your middle finger, right into the colon.
Shelby loves it when I give her the Surpriser. She loves getting a finger in the ass.
by Eth-an-ol June 04, 2010
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