A form of fellatio but of a much more powerful magnitude. Legend has it that the suction power of a "suckage" is comparable to a space station in Earth's orbit having a sizable air leak, causing everything within to pull toward this cabin discrepancy.
Aye yo! Last night, Jay Ghee gave me that some of that infamous slimey suckage. She sucked the meat right off my dick!...
by TheThotHunter January 01, 2019
1) The moment when the shit hits the fan
2) an EXTREMELY bad situation
ALSO see: lame, shitty, messed up, gay, fuck
2) an EXTREMELY bad situation
ALSO see: lame, shitty, messed up, gay, fuck
1)
Chick 1- "So, i was invited to this so-called 'huge' party & i was told to invite my friends... Well- i invited over 200 of them-- only to find out that i had to un-invite them ALL cuz the 'huge' party was supposed to be 'manageable'..."
Chick 2- "OMG! EPIC SUCKAGE!!!"
2)Professional bum- "The suckage of being laid off, being ripped off on my 'sweet deal' ride, having to pay for my own non-insured surgery and hearing from the bank that i've been scammed all added up to my epiphany that I'm gunna become welfare-dependent street-corner bum!!!"
Chick 1- "So, i was invited to this so-called 'huge' party & i was told to invite my friends... Well- i invited over 200 of them-- only to find out that i had to un-invite them ALL cuz the 'huge' party was supposed to be 'manageable'..."
Chick 2- "OMG! EPIC SUCKAGE!!!"
2)Professional bum- "The suckage of being laid off, being ripped off on my 'sweet deal' ride, having to pay for my own non-insured surgery and hearing from the bank that i've been scammed all added up to my epiphany that I'm gunna become welfare-dependent street-corner bum!!!"
by 3R!C@ January 24, 2009
by rybiggs May 05, 2011
When your life sucks. You turn into an absolute hater. Therefore you dedicate your life to spreading suckage, because your life sucks
by cindlesx March 22, 2010
/Max/./E/./Mum/ /Su/./kuj/ adj. 1. The worst possible state of affairs when things suck so badly that they can't POSSIBLY get any worse.
Maximum Suckage is when you just lost your job to the Pakistani guy whom you tutored in English, you come home to find your best friend since childhood boinking your wife/highschool sweet heart, you run outside to see a thief driving off in your car, your cell phone rings and you find out that that you're being audited by the IRS. It rings again and your doctor tells you that you have a terminal illness, the FAA calls to tell you that your parents were just in a plane crash. You die and God himself tells you you're going to hell and when you get to hell...Satan snubs you.
by Soulsurvivor_2001 March 08, 2006