(n) Pants or shorts that are too tight on a man. So much that constriction of the teabag causes two bulging lumps to be visable. See also nut huggers.

When an unexperienced girl attempts to give a hand job but squeezes way to hard.

When you wake up in the middle of the night and wrap your penis around your roommates neck and strangle them.

The act of having sex in a females tracheotomy.

made up sexual position. conceived after trying to think of all the obscure names out there now. later, the definition was made. In the doggystyle position, the "giver" reaches around and rubs their own ass crack real good, then proceeds to cover the "takers" face,strangling them with ass hand.

noun. A mild term of abuse used to describe a person (of either sex) whose physique, countenance and social skills combine in so terrifying a fashion as to suggest that their only hope of ever gaining sexual satisfaction would be to strangle a bear then rape the corpse.

1.A type of underwear that physically strangles your balls. Often worn by the victims of wedgies, mervins and automic mervins. Warning: Ball stranglers are not to be worn in public because it will cause pain and embarrasment. 2. Ball strangler is slang for "tighty whiteys". This is what cool people say because they are too embarresed to even mention the word "tighty whiteys" or "briefs".