1. the sounds usually heard during an intense or explosive orgasim.
2. the sounds unintentionally created while ultimatly straining a stool from the anal cavity
2. the sounds unintentionally created while ultimatly straining a stool from the anal cavity
1. dude, i was showin her my o face! but i bet the neighbors next door heard my ultimate strain! they looked at me wierd the next day... u showed my man flower off!
2. when i was droppin that stink nugget from my brown eye, the burning sensation was so intense that it seared and scortched my anal flower; my ultimate strain was so loud it shook the walls and helped alleviated the pain from my shit stool.
2. when i was droppin that stink nugget from my brown eye, the burning sensation was so intense that it seared and scortched my anal flower; my ultimate strain was so loud it shook the walls and helped alleviated the pain from my shit stool.
by The-Clasp / ashen skies. September 24, 2003
by Mr. Martinez November 05, 2013
The mild pain felt after masturbating many times in one day.
Caused by the constant tension of the Penis Muscle, could also be caused by keeping the penis in an unnatural position.
(Basically, it's just because Person A has had an erection for a long time)
Caused by the constant tension of the Penis Muscle, could also be caused by keeping the penis in an unnatural position.
(Basically, it's just because Person A has had an erection for a long time)
*Start Call*
John: Hey fam, I met this sket Jane, wanna go shag her tonite?
John2: Nah fam, I got Cock Strain init.
John: Fuckin' Ell John2, You need to stop jackin', ya' feel me?
John2: Yeah sorry Bruv.
*End Call*
John: Hey fam, I met this sket Jane, wanna go shag her tonite?
John2: Nah fam, I got Cock Strain init.
John: Fuckin' Ell John2, You need to stop jackin', ya' feel me?
John2: Yeah sorry Bruv.
*End Call*
by Clownshitter November 02, 2017
Groin Strain originated Gay Video Salesman originated from Steveid originated from dave the pony orginated from David Harris ESQ
by Triptrip December 02, 2004
Confusing. Perplexing.
Something that takes great effort to figure out.
Stated on the final episode of Firefly by a bounty hunter when asked how he managed to get into the ship.
Something that takes great effort to figure out.
Stated on the final episode of Firefly by a bounty hunter when asked how he managed to get into the ship.
Kaley: What--how..(trying to understand how this is possible).
Erley: Strains the mind a bit don't it?
Erley: Strains the mind a bit don't it?
by vordmeister1001 January 22, 2011
by Queen Buttrix November 08, 2015
Describes the vocal styling's of a singer who sounds like they're trying to have a shit whilst singing. This usually is put on in an attempt to sound like they are singing some real meaningful stuff.
by rynoplastered May 01, 2007