straighten the mirror

Go to the bathroom.
Check your face.

Excuse me, I need to go straighten the mirror.

by mrsmom February 11, 2017

abruptly straightened

When your acting a little to gay in public and you gotta make yourself seem straight as to not arise suspicion.

Dam dude I just abruptly straightened in the locker room today it got to be a little to much for my small gay heart .

by Maydays monsters October 12, 2016

Straightener

When a man wants to have a free end watch him fuck his own mother.

Oi help me with a straightener

by Boooottyyclapper July 30, 2022

Straightened

To align, process of alignment

His tie was not in conformity with his outfit, so I straightened it for a better fit.

by Snowball December 22, 2016

Straighten your face!

This saying is reserved for convicts, and hardly ever used on the streets(except by ex-convicts). A convict will say this when he is ready to beat the brakes off a man, or someone has disrespected or just put himself in harm's way by not paying attention. Knuckle up, it's on.

What's up bruh? You asking questions about one of my soldiers, you must done flipped your lid. What's up straighten your face!, partner

by ItsAaronCodysoyouknow February 19, 2021