Urban Dictionary: The Straightening

The act of making a super hot lesbian straight by waving your dicks in their face

Guy 1: Hey man did you hear that Alyssa is lesbian?
Guy 2: Aww shit she’s about to get hit by The Straightening

by BrokenShower December 14, 2018

A straightener in Liverpool is a fight between 2 people to settle their differences. - Not just a punch

Lad1: You 'angin round after school? Gilly is having a straightener with robbo!
Lad2: Yeah la deffo up for seein' that!

by tallica January 15, 2007

Jack straightened out the copper and we got let off

by Damian M January 22, 2008

the act of de-gayifying one's house since they are not out to family, friends, or other visitors

I have to straighten the house before my parents come into town.

having curly hair cut short but still leaving it long enough to straighten...

hockey: "Hey I finally scored at footy at weekend so I can get my curly hair cut.. need to leave it long enough so its straightenable tho"

by lisa_colesy February 11, 2008

A small number of alcoholic drinks to regain one's composure after a stressful experience

by Conal Cam May 25, 2008

Liverpool word used by chavs (scallies - Tracksuit wearing pricks)meaning to give someone a heafty punch in the face

@Eh you fucking goth, do you wanna straightener ya pricccckkkk@

by Cheesyeggs May 04, 2005