Statch

When an underage girl dresses and acts older than her real age in order to climb social rankings.

Person 1: Dude that girl is fit af
Person 2: Bro that's Jakes sister, she's only 12
Person1: WTF! She looks 18

Person 2: Yup, so statch

by Wonderwhat August 26, 2016

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A derogatory term for a young Male or Female(in this case female) that is below the legal age of 18 but looks, acts, and dresses much older and is desireable to men who ARE older; a fine piece of ass that is just drastically too young for someone my age (example: 16 yearold female- 22 yearold male)

Dude that girl Allyson, she is a fine piece of statch snatch.
If I wasn't 21 I would so go after that statch snatch.

by Michael Silvia September 22, 2007

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Statch Macking

the act in which someone who is much older, converses, flirts, and all together gets their mack on with people of a considerably lower age. the penalties of such an act are, looking like a total idiot, being creepy, being known as "that kid", and in some extreme cases a felony.

oh did you see andrew hitting on those freshman" "oh ya he was statch macking hard

by dontcreep April 12, 2011

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The word "statch" comes from the stem "statutory rape". The word is to be used as a derogatory term to describe something as bad. The word has the same context as a middle schooler using the word "gay" to describe things they deem "lame".

"This party sucks"
"Yeah bro this party is statch af"

by Gabraham445 February 5, 2021

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