The act or instance of having a mass of soft tissue, usually the spleen, ripped or torn from the body, often while the person is still alive and shrieking and thrashing about horribly.
Jason got spleened yesterday at the plant when he got too close to some dangerous machinery. Took hours for the surgeons to fix him back up.
by Lute September 14, 2004
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Where something spleens over the ground, similar to the action of a water balloon hitting and bursting on a surface
You trip, you wurzle in the air, and you spleen all over the ground
by BenKenTheBest April 04, 2003
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the act of fisting to reach the spleen for sexual gradification from the rush of fresh blood cells
i passed out from spleening last night
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Another word for spliff in limited use in the East Midlands, UK.
"Can I av next uns on that spleen yof"
by The Monk September 23, 2004
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1) The act of being killed with a spleen.
2) The act of having one's spleen explode in some sort of burning cinder fury of crimson chaos fire.
3) More specifically it is the act of having ones own spleen exploding in some sort of burning cinder fury of crimson chaos fire while inside its owners body, causing death by means of lack of spleen juice to supply their gods who require spleen juice to remain godly, see ilge.
4) The act of beating somone with a spleen after it is removed from the corpse of a person who commited suicide after commiting a shmagoiganing. See shamgoigan
1) HAHA YOU'VE GOT SPLEENED!!
2) Dude! his spleen just exploded in a burning cinder fury of crimson chaos fire!
3) Woah his spleen exploded in some sort of burning cinder fury of crimson chaos fire and killed him because he has no spleen juice to sacrifice to his godly gods who require apleen jiuce to remain godly!
4) YOU'VE GOT BEAT!!
by Eric February 27, 2004
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A nickname for any video game from the Time Splitters sires.
Dude, we should go over to Rosie's house and play some Spleen.
by Minck February 19, 2009
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