Florida man's pet cat, also featured on Gray Still Plays in his sims videos, along with her good friend Tonsils.
You don't like Spleens the cat?!?!?!?!
by Ana.Love-Cathrine November 18, 2019
A crude wooden elongated device operated by many of the police forces around the world. It's intensity of use varies from region to region. Has found world wide application in the field of soccer riots.
(The reality of the spleen detector)
Cop: You look kinda suspicous! Methinks I should get the spleeny detectah!
#CRUNCH#
Individual: *Oooph* *Moan*
Cop :Yup it is, I mean was there all right.
Cop: You look kinda suspicous! Methinks I should get the spleeny detectah!
#CRUNCH#
Individual: *Oooph* *Moan*
Cop :Yup it is, I mean was there all right.
by n008a April 12, 2009
1. A gigantic penis used for anal sex, presumably so large that it tickles the recipient's spleen.
2. A person who uses his gigantic penis for anal sex.
2. A person who uses his gigantic penis for anal sex.
1. Wow, that's some spleen tickler you've got there. Bobby.
2. "Hey, are you a pitcher or catcher?" "I'm not only a pitcher, but a spleen tickler too."
2. "Hey, are you a pitcher or catcher?" "I'm not only a pitcher, but a spleen tickler too."
by GusTheD December 15, 2011
by VA_NERD_SPLEEN_YEET_LOL! May 11, 2019
A cry used when someone strikes you. It doesn't matter where you are struck; this expression is always appropriate to describe pain.
Freddy: "Whoa, that chick is HOTT!!!"
Teddy: "Dude, that's my mom!!!
*punches arm*
Freddy: "Ah, MY SPLEEN!!!"
Teddy: "Dude, that's my mom!!!
*punches arm*
Freddy: "Ah, MY SPLEEN!!!"
by Lance's Buddy February 28, 2008
To release your rage upon something, be it the source of the rage or something you displace your anger upon.
After getting killed 126 times by the same enemy on the same level, Little Bobby whent spleen venting on his cat, and as a result was sent to a psychiatric institution.
or
Robert vented his spleen by smacking his sassy girlfriend in the same mouth that she used to talk back to him. He later joined little Bobby at the Institution.
or
Robert vented his spleen by smacking his sassy girlfriend in the same mouth that she used to talk back to him. He later joined little Bobby at the Institution.
by Vee Are Are Schee May 03, 2004