someone who specializes in having anal sex with all his chick friends. also means to have a big dick
yo look at my count spatula
im so count cpatula
by muthafucka6666666 September 24, 2009
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when your ass is full of crap and you cant make it come out so you use a spatula
Gregory, get me the ASS SPATULA i cant seem to get this shit off.
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When a man/woman licks an dirty vagina with toilet paper remains stuck to the vagina. Considered a insult to both the person licking the vagina and the person who`s vagina is being licked.
EX:Jenny was a Cunt spatula last night.
EX:Greg is a Cunt Spatula.
by Middle Morgan S April 26, 2009
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When you are fisting your significant other and proceed to flip them over with your fist still inside of them, like a spatula
Riley: Flip me over and slap my ass
Matt: *with his fist still in her* NEW JERSEY SPATULA TIME!

*with the power of god he flips her over as if she were a spatula*
by 11inchbonner November 05, 2018
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Use your dick and wedge it between your partner's butt cheeks. Make room for an egg, place the egg in his/her butt hole. Have him/her crack the egg w/ their ass cheeks, scramble the egg around with your dick.
Jimmy woke up one sunday morning craving a Las Vegas Spatula. Luckily your Mom was right there with a carton of eggs. :)
by Cara Lewin November 08, 2006
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some crazy cartoon of mine including a giant creature made out of spatulars
shhhiutttttttt it after meeeee. arrrghh
by aidan sucks cock March 02, 2004
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the creator of the word joe b special. cause its just what he is fucking cunt
Just read his definition for joe b special thats all i have to say. fucking twat spatula!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Dimebagchad April 26, 2009
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