Any "tool" used by a homeowner during renovations that was never meant for construction. ie., using a pancake turner to remove old ceramic floor tiles.
We finally had to call a contractor to finish the kitchen because my husband ain't Tim the Tool Man and his construction spatulas ain't tools!
by cjc1 October 27, 2007
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When a spatula is inserted up the rectum of an adversary.
Adversary: "Oh please don't spatula attack me"
Insertation: Schlurp
You: "You have been have been spatula attacked"
Adversary: "Ohhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooo i lost my SA virginity"
by JJ to the max March 10, 2008
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A "dirty spatula" is when a guy has junk shat upon, and then stomped upon with platform shoes.
It may not be the most profoundly disturbing or even most potentially damaging sexual act ever conceived, but I would not care to be on the receiving end of a "dirty spatula", if you know what I mean.
by Mattzog and Kilna February 12, 2008
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The device used by older men for inserting their old saggy balls into a woman's vagina.
Hey guys, I used my new cock spatula last night to shimmy my old saggy cock and balls into my lady's punanny.
by cockspatula December 29, 2011
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