a large head garment applied to an unsuspecting and rather speshed out member of a social group which is fashioned by attaching a cheese grater to the handle end of a spatula (preferably stainless steel) with duck tape and then to their head, and observe as they flounder about trying to remove it. It is renowned for its humorous effect.
what the fuck is this on me head that's a head spatula Gary ooh I'll get you back for this you little turd stroking spunk slurper. I'm sure you will Gary. I'm sure you will.
by jooles_vega April 12, 2010
Elias: Paulina dated Max last year. But as soon as they broke up, Max started dating a guy!
Ephraim: Say whaat? I thought Max was straight!
Elias: He used to be, but now he is gay. That's what you get for hooking up with a sexual spatula.
Ephraim: Say whaat? I thought Max was straight!
Elias: He used to be, but now he is gay. That's what you get for hooking up with a sexual spatula.
by Mr. Bubonic October 22, 2009
(n.) phrase to yell during road rage to confuse the hell out of someone. (n.) tool used in cooking, like a grilled cheese.
by christinapian August 09, 2006
Person1: your my spatula cup
Person2: what does that mean
Person1: very important person
everyone: awwwwww 🥰
Person2: what does that mean
Person1: very important person
everyone: awwwwww 🥰
by tounge__kid January 15, 2020
When you blow your load into a "special friends" hand and then take their hand and slap their face with it.
by Space Monkey 4 life August 05, 2015
a person who is able to (at least temporarily) change another person's sexual preference; a person capable of "turning" another person
by Brad C. February 04, 2004
A Dick-Spatula is someone who wallows in there life's misfortunes and stupid choices and uses them as justification for being a self-righteous asshole. They usually glow a gnarly "woah is me" vibe and are terribly selfish and condescending by nature.
Joel: "I was trying to make guitar music with Zach again tonight."
GF: "How'd that go?"
Joel: "Once again he just got drunk to forget about his problems and just played whatever he wanted on guitar, loud and obnoxious, tempo-less, overdriven crap, never listening to me or the other guitar player once."
GF: "Hasn't he been doing that for years?"
Joel: "Yes, yes he has...I'm beginning to think he's a real Dick-Spatula."
GF: "How'd that go?"
Joel: "Once again he just got drunk to forget about his problems and just played whatever he wanted on guitar, loud and obnoxious, tempo-less, overdriven crap, never listening to me or the other guitar player once."
GF: "Hasn't he been doing that for years?"
Joel: "Yes, yes he has...I'm beginning to think he's a real Dick-Spatula."
by Dasturd August 29, 2012