The act of slapping your cock on your significant others ass whilst placing ones thumb in her anal cavity. To add pleasure, it helps if she yodels war cries from the alamo.
"Me and Veronica last night wanted to try something kinky so I gave that bitch a San Antonio spatula"
"Nice man"
"Nice man"
by Kroger Gas October 07, 2016
The Hydro-dynamic spatula is a spatula with port and starboard attachments and turbo drive. It appears in the episodes "Help Wanted" and "Sharks vs. Pods" and in the music video "Thank Gosh It's Monday." It also appears in the online game Anchovy Feeding Frenzy.
It has a normal spatula as a base but has two other spatulas attached to either side of it. Therefore, it is like a fork of three spatulas. There is a black stalk or areal on the top with a red L.E.D. light on top of that which flashes.
It has two known abilities: propelling the user skywards and having multiple spatula heads. Said multiple spatula heads enable the user to cook patties quicker and more efficiently.
It has a normal spatula as a base but has two other spatulas attached to either side of it. Therefore, it is like a fork of three spatulas. There is a black stalk or areal on the top with a red L.E.D. light on top of that which flashes.
It has two known abilities: propelling the user skywards and having multiple spatula heads. Said multiple spatula heads enable the user to cook patties quicker and more efficiently.
"One hydro-dynamic spatula with port-and-starboard attachments, and let's not forget the turbo drive!" - Spongebob
by Cum-Rad July 09, 2019
To become angry or enraged, and prepare to freak out. (since one would presumably need a spatula to flip a shit)
by Saepe Fidelis July 27, 2012
A cancerous action where one brings a spatula to school and slaps another classmate on the butt while saying, LEMME SLAP DAT ASS WIT A SPATULA
by fireboss518 September 04, 2015
A sexy monster truck that every car falls for in the Cars universe. Often seeing as a popular sex figure in the speedrunning community of Cars, he has been known to have a relationship with the world record holder named Xlebomatb.
Car 1: Omg, did you see Count Spatula's in the new PlayCars magazine ?
Car 2: No, why ?
Car 1: He is showing off his big sexy PP.
Car 2: No, why ?
Car 1: He is showing off his big sexy PP.
by someone_cars May 07, 2021
by Iloveannie0701 is my tiktok June 12, 2020
The dead possum was spatulaed off the side of the road.
The slime was spatulaed of the floor after sitting there for 2 weeks.
The slime was spatulaed of the floor after sitting there for 2 weeks.
by RaisingtheCurtins September 20, 2021