When someone makes an excuse to not attend an event because he current lives in south east asia.
The events are typically in America but any destination far from south east asia works.
This is often made worst when the event doesnt have a location and or dates.
The events are typically in America but any destination far from south east asia works.
This is often made worst when the event doesnt have a location and or dates.
Oh Bob will not be able to attend the bbqs, if you ask him he will probably give the old south east asia excuse.
by FavoriteDino March 01, 2019
As George Carlin put it, the South would be exactly like the 12th century, except barbarians didn't have guns or technology. Otherwise, the South would absolutely be like the 12th century to this day, which makes it a strange mix of old and new shit.
The South is like stepping backwards in time and forwards in time at the same time, instead of just forward. That makes it different than other parts of the country, it does.
by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021
Last tuesday that one guy from down the street killed his wife while doing The South African Fireball.
by Jollypoop January 16, 2010
by Yung Dollar May 04, 2017
It is when you take you girlfriend on vacation in south florida. the two of you have a nice dinner and you end the night with sex. as you are about to cum you hold her nose and begin to strangle her and right before you cum, you force your dick in her mouth so she is forced to swallow every drop as she gasps for air. (usually white women will let you do this more than once.)
The south florida drowning
man: hey honey, im horny
woman: lets have sex
man: i heard of a new way for oral sex, can we try it?
woman: yeah sure
man: OPEN YOUR MOUTH BITCH!!!!! OH YEAH, OH YEAH, OH YEAH!!!!
woman:GASPS!!!!! AND GASPS!!!
man: im about to cum!!! give me your neck!!!
woman: GASPS, GASPS, GASPS
man: holy shit!!!!! boooom down your throat!!!!
woman: laying lifeless
man: awaiting trial
man: hey honey, im horny
woman: lets have sex
man: i heard of a new way for oral sex, can we try it?
woman: yeah sure
man: OPEN YOUR MOUTH BITCH!!!!! OH YEAH, OH YEAH, OH YEAH!!!!
woman:GASPS!!!!! AND GASPS!!!
man: im about to cum!!! give me your neck!!!
woman: GASPS, GASPS, GASPS
man: holy shit!!!!! boooom down your throat!!!!
woman: laying lifeless
man: awaiting trial
by Olivetree August 07, 2013
Also known locally as "TF Shitty," TFSouth high school is a small garbage institue in Lansing, Illinois. Illegal activity is minimal, as is the white population. The teachers either care too little or too much.
There's a 3D printer in that weird lab in the 500 hallway? And the water fountains still taste like rust and pneumonia...TF Shitty, am I right?
*Rebel Recognition Voice* "Good afternoon, Thornton Fractional South High School staff and students..."
*Rebel Recognition Voice* "Good afternoon, Thornton Fractional South High School staff and students..."
by m8sonj4r February 15, 2017
A school full of a bunch of nicotine, tobacco, weed, etc. addicts. Lots of anime and furry nerds walking around. Lots of nudes going around the school getting the police involved. A really weird teacher that follows a lot of bad accounts and also girls from the school. Your lucky if you have a full class with nobody that smells bad, is weird, or a teachers pet.
Mom I don’t want to go to Wentzville South Middle anymore, I got hissed at by the cat girls and then got barked at by the furries
by riley holstein August 26, 2021