it's where you and your disabled sibling put the straw of one of your soda's in your nose, and suck it up through the straw and trick your disabled brother into snorting it all the way up in his nose so that he has an aneurysm
by BEEELAA March 05, 2019
Getting a cup for water at a fast food restaurant but instead filling it with soda from the self-serve fountains.
L: What kind of soda do you want?
S: Uhhhh.... I got a cup for water.
L: I know, but it's right here.
S: When you get arrested for a soda jack, I'm not bailing you out.
S: Uhhhh.... I got a cup for water.
L: I know, but it's right here.
S: When you get arrested for a soda jack, I'm not bailing you out.
by NotoriousDEV August 02, 2013
by Dj stank mustard January 03, 2017
A small/medium supply of junk food and soda, usually stored in a back room of a work place or shop to provide a abundant supply of food/drink to workers while working. The products are sold at a slightly elevated price, then the proceeds are used to refill the Soda Mess.
by IisAmazingD14 November 26, 2016
by PigeonPersona October 24, 2017