noun: A woman with an extreme amount of bush who's oblivious to grooming habits of the naughty bits. Pond-soakers are known to congregate in summertime at local clothing optional swimming holes.
Dude, check out the pond-soaker on Tigerlilly, she must be part Italian.
by *Spectacular*Vernacular* February 04, 2010
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Whenever a couple finds themselves short of contraceptive they can just have the man cum in the chicks snatch and to avoid pregnancy the woman will queef out the semen, preferably onto the man's chest, face, or into his own ass.
Man: Fuck me sideways, I forgot a condom

Woman: No worries we can do the super soaker, that way I cannot get pregnant

Man: Cool Beanss
by nandolf13 November 05, 2009
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Any given Saturday when your whole crew gets absolutely wasted. The phrase is also coined to require a buddy to down their beer if they cannot recite the phrase properly on command.
What’s today?”

“Super Soaker Bazooka Soaker Super Saturday!”
by Ripp March 01, 2021
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When a girl is going to give a guy head soon he masturbates a whole bunch without her knowledge. Then when she gives him head he's already ready to cum and cums in 5 seconds with the force of a super soaker water gun to her stunned surprise.
Guy 1: "Did Shelly come upstairs with you last night after your date?"

Guy 2: "Yeah. I gave her the super soaker surprise."

Guy 1: "Man you're a douchebag lol"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 25, 2010
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A person female or male who loves to give fellatio and receive loads of cum in their face.

created by: T RO 2009
Boy 1: Did you hear about Vanessa?

Boy 2: Ya, she's a total super soaker slut she has had gallons on her face
by PrettyPinkPrincess88 October 11, 2009
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A heavy menstrual period whereby a super tampon will become soaked in less than 30 minutes
"Sorry, I can't go swimming this week. It's a super soaker."
by busybeever May 20, 2015
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