A pale ugly white kid who is a loser. Commonly spends their time playing Roblox.
Oh my god, look at that Slenderman over there!
I know right, what a loner.
by thepeoplewannaknow November 27, 2018
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A scorned old man with a drinking problem and a fetish for urinating out of windows, burning dogs and stalking ex girlfriends.
Yo Ryan Hendry, why you always gotta be such a slenderman?
by Nmfc August 17, 2018
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A slenderman is an unusually long and thin penis not unlike the enoki mushroom
Christina: that dudes got a slenderman

Greg: whaaaaaaaaaaaaat
by Chodesworthy January 31, 2016
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A tall guy with no face that is scared of papercuts.
Slenderman is in that forrest, have you got a printer
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Slenderman is one lanky bastatrd but taht bitch face called nick takes the fucking cake he is a bowl of pasta and is one y’all mother fucker
Hey look it’s Nick, what a fuck wit also I have chlamedia - slenderman
by Bhaahjsjejenjrj November 12, 2019
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Slenderman is Paranormal Figure From Something Awful Forums. His story is that he was a business man. A Demon Possessed him and gave him the opportunity to drive people insane and steal children. He is Seen in forests parks and other areas. But mostly in Parks. Slenderman has brothers who kill to. Well, some: His favourite: Offendorman
Worst Fav: Splendorman
Cowardly Fav: Trenderman.
Slendy main victims are children. However
Who's That guy in the suit behind that girl
?: Slenderman!
? You mean, The Slenderman?
by Google Inc. February 03, 2017
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