A track on an Album or mixtape that you frequently don't listen to because:

A.) It sucks

B.) Your not in the right mood or mindset for the song
"Guy1: you get the carter 3?"
"Guy2:naw too many skippers i just bought illmatic instead"

"Crossroads by bone thugs and harmony is a skipper because it usually gets me thinking about my fallen soldier's"
by No skippers January 20, 2009
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Short and sweet, A skipper is someone who skips class.

A slacker.

It could also be used for work, but it is most often used for class.
Dave's being such a skipper...he's not been in class lately.
by kire November 30, 2007
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The nickname for a child with awesome everything.
Jimmy says to rico, "Skipper is the chillest dude ever."
by Skipper :) September 05, 2010
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Some Fat old guy off the show "Gilligan's Island. What I don't get is why they're stranded on an island with nothing to eat but coconuts and fruits they've been there for a long time and yet I dont see him getting any skinnier. He must be holding out on them
Skipper is Fat and Old.
by asdf April 23, 2004
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Skipper is a tweaker who need to eat and chill out. A skipper has taken far too many 3 hour tours and is likely skinny and paces often. A skipper appears to be prancing in a disagreement.
John became such a skipper when he started smoking his tours. His three hour tours became a hiatus as well as his diminished pant size becoming nonexistent.
by Brijeetah August 01, 2018
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Someone who is always moving selling drugs or a upcoming drug lord/king pin
Hey! You know anyone selling white girl?

Yeah I know a few skippers.
by El pablo Escobar April 23, 2020
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To have sex with someone, sometimes in a controlling manner.
Becky: "I got skippered by the Tuna Captain last night.
Michelle: "Becky you dirty slut! You know he's skippered half the town already right!?"
Becky: "I know! But he just has a way of talking a girl into it!"
by MoscowRant January 24, 2012
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