A small square blankey that skiers use to fall asleep.

Sexual position in which the female procures two 2x4 boards and stands on them. She then proceeds to jerk off two males standing on either side of her. She then yells something in russian as the two men ejaculate.

When a man or woman sits between the driver and passenger seat in a vehicle and masturbates two men sitting in either seat while leaning back. This creates the illusion of holding ski poles.

A skier originating from the state of New Jersey. Generally goes out-of-state to "ski" because there are no large ski resorts in New Jersey.
Jersey skiers exhibit the habits of gapers, but exhibit some of there own unique traits, such as skiing with just a balaclava, but no helmet and skiing without poles.
Jersey skiers are famous for their stance, in which their skis are spread very far apart, and usually in a slight or not-so-slight V shape.

Douchebag who thinks he is better than everyone else because he has skied at a large mountain.

When a woman is being penetrated orally, anally and vaginally at the same time whilst wanking two men off standing by her sides.

When your shit is soggy and acts as a ski on the inside of your toilet and leaves skid marks or a ski trail as it heads down into the toilet hole.