Sexual position in which the female procures two 2x4 boards and stands on them. She then proceeds to jerk off two males standing on either side of her. She then yells something in russian as the two men ejaculate.
"Damn, last night this hooker gave my buddy and I a Russian Skier."
by Nic Demus October 20, 2003
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When a man or woman sits between the driver and passenger seat in a vehicle and masturbates two men sitting in either seat while leaning back. This creates the illusion of holding ski poles.
Why don't you hop in? Brenda wants to ski, but we're in the middle of Minneapolis and a skier seat will have to do.
by SKiER SeAT August 06, 2008
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A skier originating from the state of New Jersey. Generally goes out-of-state to "ski" because there are no large ski resorts in New Jersey.
Jersey skiers exhibit the habits of gapers, but exhibit some of there own unique traits, such as skiing with just a balaclava, but no helmet and skiing without poles.
Jersey skiers are famous for their stance, in which their skis are spread very far apart, and usually in a slight or not-so-slight V shape.
That Jersey skier just gaped that jump without poles!
by ef82 January 01, 2011
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Douchebag who thinks he is better than everyone else because he has skied at a large mountain.
Josh thinks he’s such a big mountain skier, all day he’s been saying how small this hill is compared to Colorado.
by Waddy153 February 04, 2018
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When a woman is being penetrated orally, anally and vaginally at the same time whilst wanking two men off standing by her sides.
I was lucky enough to come home from school and witness my mum performing the three hole skier with my father and his 4 mates from the pub.
by Chris Robertson August 12, 2006
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When your shit is soggy and acts as a ski on the inside of your toilet and leaves skid marks or a ski trail as it heads down into the toilet hole.
Yo dude why is there poo stains all around the toilet?

Sorry man I forgot to tell you I was a shit skier.
by The Coon or Mysterion April 04, 2009
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