The guy who has a dick so hot that it makes the pussy crackle and sizzle like a krabby patty on the grill

when going to have sex, replace the lube with hot sauce.

Depraved sex act, The Indian Sizzler is performed by placing the penis inside another's asshole, then lighting a cigarette. After the cigarette is smoked, the male pulls out and ejaculates all over their partners back, then butts out the cigarette in their own sperm.

the burning of your penis when you try to have sexual intercourse with a peking duck basted in teriyaki, right after it is taken of the stir fry pan.

Kieran Johns Little Snob , Hes Got No Friends , and a immature cocky sizzler

To slice one's nipples and squeeze lemons over top of them

When one ejaculates into a preheated frying pan and or skillet.(not to be confused with simmering semen)