The act of being high on k (ktarded) and trying to find something in your pockets or on your person, but not being able to, so you keep searching over and over again thus doing a shuffle. Typically said person will have the blank stare associated with k while they do so.
Is buddy ok, hes been fidgeting a lot?

Ah hes fine hes just lost his keys so hes doing the ktard shuffle.
by Hashleysweet October 31, 2020
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The LA shuffle is when someone walks down the middle of the street while peeing.
There goes Nate doing the LA shuffle.
by CrossFaded July 25, 2017
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event occouring on random playlist, jumping from one style of music to a complete departure. usually resulting in schizoid, discontinuous listening habits
how can you listen to sigur ross then napalm death?

i have an appreciation of extreme shuffle.

extreme shuffle gave me the attention span of a gnat, variety is the new constant
by darklite August 02, 2012
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A game played by males where 6 men take turns stomping on another man's testicles. There is no clear end to this game.
The 6 Step Shuffle is the reason I can't have kids.
by Big Toe Licker November 04, 2015
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a sex act banned worldwide due to how much feces, fisting, semen and also wearing a fake afro while smearing shit onjto the womans face and using your fingers as the paintbrush
john was thrown into federal prison for doing the bob ross shuffle on jane
by ninjawalnut October 28, 2017
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